It's Christmas time!  And if you're stuck home alone on Christmas, the Army of Drunks has you covered.  Once again we're here to keep you company as you stay locked away from the rest of humanity on the holiday that punishes the lonely and unloved.  Like you!  But this year is different!  MixMa$ter Therm has worked up a fabulous mulled wine recipe for you.  Matt checks in with Trump's best friend Laurie.  And we taste-test four -- FOUR!! -- different kinds of frozen turkey dinners so you don't have to!  Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!

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It's the Army of Drunks first annual Thanksgiving Survival Guide, featuring the best cocktail recipes for Thanksgiving.  (And yes, we put that in mostly for the search enginges.)

Worried about facing your crazy conspiracy theory-lovin' uncle, grandpa, or dad this Thanksgiving?  Worry no more!  The drunks give you a rundown of dunking points to foil the latest right-wing talking points.

Including some old favorites like:
- Litter Boxes in Schools for Furries
- California Letting 11 Million Immigrants Vote
- Hunter Biden's Laptop
- Even Flat Earthers

And our cocktails:
- Sage Old Fashioned a.k.a. The Wise Man
- Grisly's Cosmic Cardigan
- The Desperation Cocktail (A Therm Original)
- The Nutty Irishman

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You've come to rely on us for this, and you need to take a hard look at yourself for that.

Yes, it's our annual guide to California State Ballow Measures.  Jason Berlin of Field Team 6 walks us through The Drinking Man's vote.

And we have no fewer than three – THREE! – autumnal cocktails to keep your insides warm as the leaves fall on your liver.

- The Maple Bourbon Smash
- The Cider Mimosa
- Grisly's Cosmic Sweater

So check it out and bring a pen to remember all this damn stuff!

Jason Berlin's Voter Registration Organization: 
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And OK, here are our ballot choices if for some reason you're reading this at your polling place.

Prop 1 - YES
Prop 26 - YES
Prop 27 - NOT REALLY, BUT WHATEV
Prop 28 - YES
Prop 29 - A COMPLICATED NO (listen to the show)
Prop 30 - A COMPLICATED YES (listen to the damn show!)
Prop 31 - NO

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Look, we know most of our listeners are Burners, so for them, we present the 2022 Shameless Burning Man Show!  (For the rest of you, we apologize ahead of time.)

Here, we finally taste test all of those terrible drinks you make on the playa to stay hydrated, like the Pickletini, the Gatoradita, and sadly, much more.  Though the Grisly's Cosmic Float was an all-around liquid punch in the pleasure centers. 

Also contains interviews with thoughtful upstanding BMOrg types like Andi Grace and Ahtibat.  Desiged to be listened to on, or on the way to, the Black Rock Desert... because it's our longest show ever, though we're not exactly proud of that.  Stay safe out there!

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