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It's summer!  What better time to eat yourself blotto?  We sit down with competitive eater Doug Ecks and find out all about the world of stuffing cartloads of hotdogs down your gullet!  And we get pleasantly drunk on Ernest Hemingway's old favorite, the daiquiri.  (Not the frozen TGIFridays version.)

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Direct download: AOD_Daiquiri_show_COMPRESSED.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:50pm PDT

It's still August, and everyone has burned their eyes out watching the eclipse.  So sit back with our classic Mojito Show, featuring "groove scholar" Clifton James Weaver, a.k.a. DJ Soft Touch.   

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Direct download: AOD_Mojito_Redux_1-2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:36pm PDT

It's August, so while everyone f*cks off in the summer heat, let's enjoy an oldie from 2016.  The Ziggy Stardust show was our tribute to David Bowie with LA Weekly music editor Andy Hermann, and it's definitely full of stardust.  (NSFW as always)

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Direct download: AOD_Ziggy_Stardust_Redux_1-2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:31pm PDT

The Bourbon & Girl Scout Cookies Show

NSFW! NSFW! Oh, and NSFW!

The Bourbon & Girl Scout Cookies Show
with Linda Williamson

Let us apologize up front.  We thought this was a good idea.  We had no way of knowing it would end like it did.  Remember that little article that floated around Facebook featuring Bourbon and Girl Scout Cookie pairings?  Well, we tried it!  I mean, after we figured out half the bourbons they recommended were impossible to find and substituted our own.  And we invited writer L.J. Williamson to giver own opinions about that old cookie racket. That part went all right.  It was what came after we want to apologize for. (NSFW as always.)

Direct download: AOD_Bourbon_and_Cookies_1-2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:50pm PDT

Father's Day Special - The Whisky and Pancakes Challenge
with Rev. Roemer and Mike & Kevin from Topline Wine 

You have a dad, right?  Or maybe you had one at one point but don't know what happened to him.  Either way, in honor of Father's Day, the Army of Drunks presents a short tribute to Dad's special day in the form of our dumb-ass "Whisky and Pancakes Challenge," and our clever-ass buyer's guide for anyone looking to buy a bottle of something for dear old patriarch.  (Thanks to the guys at Topline Wine for that.)  

NSFW as always.

Direct download: AOD_Fathers_Day_Special_1-2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:03pm PDT

Short: 1980's - Sex on the Beach

Short: 1980s - Sex on the Beach
with the Army of Drunks!

What are we doing?  What the hell are we doing?  Take your DeLorean back to the decade when Spring Break drinking became an institution as we -- grown stinkin' adults -- get drunk on the Sex on the Beach.  And joins us as we create more cocktails named after awkward college-age sex acts!  PAR-TEE!

Direct download: AOD_1908s_Sex_on_the_Beach_Show.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:12pm PDT

The Gin and Tonic Show

The Gin and Tonic Show
with the Choachella Hippos of Corporate Headquarters

Summer is almost here!  Time to get your gin and quinine and beat back the malaria!  Join the drunks and learn about the cocktail that will keep YOU from dying of mosquito bites the next time you invade India!  We also talk to artists Derek Doublin and our own Vanessa "Spork" Bonet about the most insane art installation at Coachella this year, the Hippo Corporate Headquarters.  (Warning: May contain a pack of lies.)

Direct download: AOD_Gin_and_Tonic_Show.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:04pm PDT

Short: 1920s - The Bee's Knees

Short: 1920s - The Bee's Knees
with Katie Massa and Jason Berlin

It's "Drink-a-Decade," which is as catchy as we can pull off when we've had a few.  The Army of Drunks is profiling one cocktail to represent the spirit of each decade, and we're starting with Prohibition.  Enjoy the 1920's-era Bee's Knees, the cocktail so delightfully sweet it can mask even the most formaldehyde-laden bathtub gin.  (But we suggest something botanical.)  Buck and Vanessa are on break, so welcome Katie Massa and Jason Berlin, who can tell you all about evil grandmas and getting arrested while wearing Daisy Dukes.  (NSFW as always.)

Direct download: AOD_1920s_Bees_Knees_Show_1-2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:45pm PDT

The Blue Hawaii(an) Show
with the Army of Drunks

It's Tiki Time!  What's the difference between the Blue Hawaii and the Blue Hawaiian?  Not much!  But we dive face-first into the blue beauty that arguably started Tiki cocktail culture.  Plus, we once again turn to the great state of Florida for Booze News.  And Vanessa's Drunken Intervews!  No guest for this archive show, just the old crew getting loaded for you, listening public.  

Direct download: AOD_Blue_Hawaii_Show_1-2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:15am PDT

The Vesper Martini Show

THE VESPER MARTINI SHOW

with Cece Pleasants

 

The hell that fragile mama's-boy Daniel Craig!*  The drunks get loaded the original James Bond martini — the Vesper — made up by novelist Ian Fleming himself, and promise not to make a single lame-ass “shaken” or “stirred” joke.  We also talk to late-night comedy writer and comedienne Cece Pleasants about what it’s like to get cancelled, why some female comics turn gay, and the power of Arsenio’s finger.  (NSFW, as always.)

 

 

*Daniel Craig could easily kick our collective ass, and we have nothing but respect for him and his body of work.

 

Direct download: AOD_Vesper_Show_01-03-2014_1-2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:45pm PDT

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