Wed, 25 January 2023
It's our Artificial Intelligence show, where we try cocktail recipes generated by ChatGPT, and hope we haven't created a computer/alcohol hybrid that will some day destroy the world! This is Part Two: The Drunken Bulls***. If you haven't listened to part one, start there. If you have listened to part one, prepare for a serious drop in the level of discourse. But we had two more ChatGPT-generated cocktail recipes to get through, and no measure of that "good sense" stuff was going to stop us.
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Fri, 24 December 2021
Another year, another Christmas show for lonely shut-ins spending the holidays alone! Hooray! And we experiment with mixing eggnog with the weird boozes you may have left in the back of your liquor cabinet. Double Hooray! (NSFW as always.) |
Sat, 17 October 2020
Hey, we did this four years ago and nobody complained. Getting into the weeds on state ballot measures is comedy gold! And we've got the ultimate election guide to the 2020 California state ballot initiatives reviews by drunk people. Join politically-savvy consultant Josh Kamensky as we go over all of those bits at the end of your ballot that you always feel bad about. Download our ballot guide PDF! OUR PICKS • Prop 14: Borrow Money for More Stem Cell Research: TOSS-UP / SOFT NO • Prop 15: Tax Huge Corporations’ Properties to Fund Schools and Communities: HELL YES! • Prop 16: Repeal 1996 Ban on Affirmative Action: YES • Prop 17: Allow Parolees to Vote: HELL YES! • Prop 18: Allow 17-Year-Olds to Vote in Primaries: YES • Prop 19: Close a Big Property Tax Loophole, Open Two Small Ones: TOSS-UP (Josh says soft No) • Prop 20: Roll Back Criminal Justice Reforms: HELL NO! • Prop 21: Let Cities Expand Rent Control: HELL YES! • Prop 22: Screw Over Lyft & Uber Drivers: HELL NO! • Prop 23: Regulate Dialysis Clinics: DEBATABLE (Josh says Soft Yes) • Prop 24: Phony Consumer Data Privacy: SOFT NO • Prop 25: Replace Money Bail With Something Worse: NO! http://www.armyofdrunks.net/ |
Sat, 11 August 2018
It's summer! What better time to eat yourself blotto? We sit down with competitive eater Doug Ecks and find out all about the world of stuffing cartloads of hotdogs down your gullet! And we get pleasantly drunk on Ernest Hemingway's old favorite, the daiquiri. (Not the frozen TGIFridays version.) SUBSCRIBE! http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT! www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks |
Thu, 24 August 2017
It's still August, and everyone has burned their eyes out watching the eclipse. So sit back with our classic Mojito Show, featuring "groove scholar" Clifton James Weaver, a.k.a. DJ Soft Touch. SUBSCRIBE! http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT! www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks |
Fri, 18 August 2017
It's August, so while everyone f*cks off in the summer heat, let's enjoy an oldie from 2016. The Ziggy Stardust show was our tribute to David Bowie with LA Weekly music editor Andy Hermann, and it's definitely full of stardust. (NSFW as always) SUBSCRIBE! http://armyofdrunks.net/subscribe/ SUPPORT! www.patreon.com/armyofdrunks |
Sun, 6 March 2016
NSFW! NSFW! Oh, and NSFW! Let us apologize up front. We thought this was a good idea. We had no way of knowing it would end like it did. Remember that little article that floated around Facebook featuring Bourbon and Girl Scout Cookie pairings? Well, we tried it! I mean, after we figured out half the bourbons they recommended were impossible to find and substituted our own. And we invited writer L.J. Williamson to giver own opinions about that old cookie racket. That part went all right. It was what came after we want to apologize for. (NSFW as always.) |
Sat, 20 June 2015
Father's Day Special - The Whisky and Pancakes Challenge You have a dad, right? Or maybe you had one at one point but don't know what happened to him. Either way, in honor of Father's Day, the Army of Drunks presents a short tribute to Dad's special day in the form of our dumb-ass "Whisky and Pancakes Challenge," and our clever-ass buyer's guide for anyone looking to buy a bottle of something for dear old patriarch. (Thanks to the guys at Topline Wine for that.) NSFW as always. |
Fri, 12 June 2015
Short: 1980s - Sex on the Beach What are we doing? What the hell are we doing? Take your DeLorean back to the decade when Spring Break drinking became an institution as we -- grown stinkin' adults -- get drunk on the Sex on the Beach. And joins us as we create more cocktails named after awkward college-age sex acts! PAR-TEE! |
Sat, 30 May 2015
The Gin and Tonic Show Summer is almost here! Time to get your gin and quinine and beat back the malaria! Join the drunks and learn about the cocktail that will keep YOU from dying of mosquito bites the next time you invade India! We also talk to artists Derek Doublin and our own Vanessa "Spork" Bonet about the most insane art installation at Coachella this year, the Hippo Corporate Headquarters. (Warning: May contain a pack of lies.) |
Sat, 14 March 2015
Short: 1920s - The Bee's Knees It's "Drink-a-Decade," which is as catchy as we can pull off when we've had a few. The Army of Drunks is profiling one cocktail to represent the spirit of each decade, and we're starting with Prohibition. Enjoy the 1920's-era Bee's Knees, the cocktail so delightfully sweet it can mask even the most formaldehyde-laden bathtub gin. (But we suggest something botanical.) Buck and Vanessa are on break, so welcome Katie Massa and Jason Berlin, who can tell you all about evil grandmas and getting arrested while wearing Daisy Dukes. (NSFW as always.) |
Sat, 28 February 2015
The Blue Hawaii(an) Show It's Tiki Time! What's the difference between the Blue Hawaii and the Blue Hawaiian? Not much! But we dive face-first into the blue beauty that arguably started Tiki cocktail culture. Plus, we once again turn to the great state of Florida for Booze News. And Vanessa's Drunken Intervews! No guest for this archive show, just the old crew getting loaded for you, listening public. |
Sun, 4 January 2015
THE VESPER MARTINI SHOW with Cece Pleasants
The hell that fragile mama's-boy Daniel Craig!* The drunks get loaded the original James Bond martini — the Vesper — made up by novelist Ian Fleming himself, and promise not to make a single lame-ass “shaken” or “stirred” joke. We also talk to late-night comedy writer and comedienne Cece Pleasants about what it’s like to get cancelled, why some female comics turn gay, and the power of Arsenio’s finger. (NSFW, as always.)
*Daniel Craig could easily kick our collective ass, and we have nothing but respect for him and his body of work.
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