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Syndication

The Hot Toddy Christmas Eve Special

Don't spend Christmas Eve alone with a bottle, spend it with the Army of Drunks, musical guest Everybody Get in Here, and a whole mess of Hot Toddies!  Learn the history of the drink King George the first called "Laxitive."  Hear about Vanessa's night at a Russian Gun Christmas Party.  Discover new cocktails named after 2014's biggest assholes.  And find out what's in Shaw's Christmas Craw!  Maybe Santa really come down your chimney after all...

Direct download: AOD_Hot_Toddy_Show_12-21-2014.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:18am PDT

The Eggnog Show

Start ringing in the hoidays with Derek Jones, comedian and found of L.A.'s largest Ugly Sweater Party.  Also learn the secret recipe for George Washington's Eggnog, and why real noggers let their nog sit for six months.  Then play "Name That Sex Act - Holiday Edition!"  (Still NSFW, really.)

Direct download: AOD_Eggnog_Show_Final.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:28pm PDT

SHO(r)T - Bitters no. 1

We'll be back with a full show next week, but in the mean time learn all about bitters -- and bitterness -- with Taylor and Jeremy from Bitter Tears as we get drunk on the "Pork and Beans" cocktail, unearth Taylor's Aunt's torrid affair with Charles Bukowski, and learn that little ice cubes are for punk-ass chumps.  (NSFW, as usual)

For the recipe, check our show notes at http://www.armyofdrunks.net/

Or don't.  See if we care.

Direct download: ADO_BItters_Short_1.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:02pm PDT

SHO(r)T - The Green Hawaii

Yes, the Army is releasing a "Short" or "Shot" or whateveryouwannacallit as we get in sync with the holidays.  Tonight we try an original cocktail: The Green Hawaii.  Why?  Because nothing says "aloha" like absinthe!  We also take an uncomfortably long time to sign off.  Mahalo, mofos!

(NSFW as always.)

Direct download: AOD_Green_Hawaiian_Short.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:42am PDT

The Moscow Mule Show

Dismember your childhoold as cartoon voice actors Richard Horvitz and Rikki Simons -- from Nickeldoeon's "Invader ZIM" -- get loaded on the Moscow Mule.  Learn the history of a cocktail created in secret by a beverage cabal.  Hear True Tales of Convention Horror.  Then play "Name that Sex Act" with TV's GIR!  (NSFW, obviously.)  

Direct download: Revised_Moscow_Mule_11-13-2014.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:01am PDT

The Long Island Iced Tea Show

THE ARMY OF DRUNKS
Long Island Iced Tea Show

with guests Moshe Kasher and Mike O'Connell

Join the Army of Drunks as we get into the history of the most shamefully boozy cocktails of either the 1970's or the Prohibition era, depending on who you believe. Guest comedians Mike O'Connell and Moshe Kasher discuss the art of stand-up comedy, and play "Drunk Comic vs. Sober Comic."

(Utterly NSFW.)

Direct download: Revised20Long20Island20Iced20Tea_10-31-2014_a.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:18pm PDT

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