Don't spend Christmas Eve alone with a bottle, spend it with the Army of Drunks, musical guest Everybody Get in Here, and a whole mess of Hot Toddies!  Learn the history of the drink King George the first called "Laxitive."  Hear about Vanessa's night at a Russian Gun Christmas Party.  Discover new cocktails named after 2014's biggest assholes.  And find out what's in Shaw's Christmas Craw!  Maybe Santa really come down your chimney after all...

Start ringing in the hoidays with Derek Jones, comedian and found of L.A.'s largest Ugly Sweater Party.  Also learn the secret recipe for George Washington's Eggnog, and why real noggers let their nog sit for six months.  Then play "Name That Sex Act - Holiday Edition!"  (Still NSFW, really.)

We'll be back with a full show next week, but in the mean time learn all about bitters -- and bitterness -- with Taylor and Jeremy from Bitter Tears as we get drunk on the "Pork and Beans" cocktail, unearth Taylor's Aunt's torrid affair with Charles Bukowski, and learn that little ice cubes are for punk-ass chumps.  (NSFW, as usual)

For the recipe, check our show notes at http://www.armyofdrunks.net/

Or don't.  See if we care.